Father Ted - S02E10 - Flight into Terror

A flight back from a pilgrimage runs out of fuel and there are only two parachutes. Meanwhile Jack discovers a supply of alcohol in the luggage compartment of the plane. Only one man can save the passengers...

Father Ted - S02E10 - Flight into Terror

Father Ted - S02E09 - New Jack City

Jack's hairy hands get him sent to an old priests' home. Unfortunately his replacement, played by Irish comedian Brendan Grace, is much worse. An avid fan of jungle music, he doesn't take kindly to the other inhabitants of the parochial house. The title is taken from the movie New Jack City.

Father Ted - S02E09 - New Jack City

Father Ted - S02E08 - Cigarettes and Alcohol

In a game of one-upmanship with Dick Byrne, Ted decides the three priests must give something up for Lent. The title is taken from that of an Oasis song, "Cigarettes and Alcohol".

Father Ted - S02E08 - Cigarettes and Alcohol

Father Ted - S02E07 - Rock-a-Hula Ted

A feminist singer (a parody of Sinéad O'Connor) visits the island just when Ted is judging the annual Lovely Girls competition, a parody of Ireland's Rose of Tralee festival.

Father Ted - S02E07 - Rock-a-Hula Ted

Father Ted - S02E06 - The Plague

The parochial house is infested by rabbits, just as the very rabbit-phobic Bishop Brennan plans a visit.

Father Ted - S02E06 - The Plague

Father Ted - S02E05 - A Song for Europe

Ted is goaded by Father Dick Byrne into attempting to write a song for "Eurosong '96" (spoof of the Eurovision Song Contest). Despite having a song with only one note, Ireland's fear of winning again (and having to fund it) plays into Ted and Dougal's hands. This mirrors the real life belief that Ireland chose the 1994 Eurovision entry, "Rock 'n' Roll Kids", which was thought to differ greatly to the typical winning song, so as to ensure they did not have to host the contest again. (Ironically, Ireland did indeed win the Eurovision in 1996, for the 4th time in 5 years).

Father Ted - S02E05 - A Song for Europe

Father Ted - S02E04 - Old Grey Whistle Theft

Dougal starts hanging around with a rebellious priest, Father Damo Lennon. Meanwhile a valuable whistle is stolen. The title is a pun on the BBC music show "The Old Grey Whistle Test"

Father Ted - S02E04 - Old Grey Whistle Theft

Father Ted - S02E03 - Tentacles of Doom

Three bishops visit the island. A worried Ted gives Jack elocution lessons beforehand. "That would be an ecumenical matter"

Father Ted - S02E03 - Tentacles of Doom

Father Ted - S02E02 - Think Fast, Father Ted

When Ted holds a raffle, he destroys the prize - a new car. The title is a play on the novel "Think Fast, Mr. Moto", by John P. Marquand and the film of the same title starring Peter Lorre. This episode was originally a Series 1 episode, but was scrapped because the beginning (...Father Ted) was becoming repetitive.

Father Ted - S02E02 - Think Fast, Father Ted

Father Ted - S02E01 - Hell

Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday and encounter Father Noel Furlong (played by Graham Norton)

Father Ted - S02E01 - Hell

Father Ted - S01E06 - And grant unto Him Eternal Rest

Father Ted is unconcerned when he discovers Jack has drunk a bottle of floor polish, but Sister Monica realises that a lack of pulse and no breathing can only mean one thing.

Father Ted - S01E06 - And grant unto Him Eternal Rest

Father Ted - S01E05 - And God created Woman

Father Ted meets novelist Polly Clarke at the book signing for her latest novel 'Bejewelled with Kisses'. Ted then finds out that Polly is renting a cottage across the island as Ted begins to fall for her and she invites him for more 'book chat'. Meanwhile Dougal, Mrs Doyle and Father Jack get in the way of Ted's plans causing disruption.

Father Ted - S01E05 - And God created Woman

Father Ted - S01E04 - Competition Time

With the annual "All Priests Stars in Their Eyes Lookalike Competition" Father Ted, determined to beat his arch nemesis Father Dick Byrne from Rugged Island, reveals his Elvis costume, only to find that Dougal and Jack have the exact same costume for themselves. Meanwhile TV Celebrity Henry Sellers stays at the house.

Father Ted - S01E04 - Competition Time

Father Ted - S01E03 - The Passion of St. Tibulus

Bishop Leonard Brennan arrives at the parochial house on an official visit with news that a blasphemous film, condemned by the pope and banned everywhere, is being shown in Craggy Island. He orders them to make a stand and protest at the cinema. Meanwhile Ted and Dougal also reveal new secrets about the Bishop's past.

Father Ted - S01E03 - The Passion of St. Tibulus

Father Ted - S01E02 - Entertaining Father Stone

Ted and Dougal are devastated as an unbearably boring, yet inoffensive, priest Father Stone arrives on Craggy Island for his annual visit. Ted prays for Father Stone to be taken away, but is later wracked with guilt when Father Stone is struck by lightning.

Father Ted - S01E02 - Entertaining Father Stone

Fatcher Ted - S01E01 - Good Luck, Father Ted

A television programme offers to interview Father Ted Crilly. However Ted goes to extreme lengths to ensure the other members of the clergy on the island don't interrupt his moment in the spotlight. Meanwhile Craggy Island hosts Fun Land, a fun fair to which Dougal is desperate to go. Ted takes the film crew to the fair, leading to a massive mix-up.

Fatcher Ted - S01E01 - Good Luck, Father Ted